Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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