dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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