My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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