Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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