Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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