Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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