I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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