So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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