I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Randomize
