You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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