when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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