i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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