You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
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