Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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