bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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