Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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