Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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