i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
