And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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