OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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