sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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