I got chris browned last night
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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