its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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