I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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