And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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