I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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