I need help removing her.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Randomize
