that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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