I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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