watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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