It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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