I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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