Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Randomize
