between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Randomize
