i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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