I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize