Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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