plz talk dirty to me
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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