Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
