He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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