i think my tv is drunk
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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