No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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