Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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