covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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