Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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