So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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