Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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