He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
