my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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