my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I will pee on everything he values.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Randomize
