It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
As shirtless as possible
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I think people are normalizing furries
we're so committed to being not committed
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