Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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