IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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