I'm going to jail i love you
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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