Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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