I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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