I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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