Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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