A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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