As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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